1. Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely.

    (Source: rosestylerr, via shiny-box)

     

  2. Things I Say While I'm Driving

    1. Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
    2. Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
    3. Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
    4. Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
    5. Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
    6. Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
    7. Me: /dinosaur screams/
     
  3. justwestofweird:

    radio-freedunmovin:

    justwestofweird:

    yaddy123:

    This is everything.

    My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

    My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

    Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

    (Source: lisakitto, via the-laughing-ham)

     

  4. Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

    stripperina:

    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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  5. sandandglass:

    Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

    (via imlostforwords)

     
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  8. whosjeangrey:

    "Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.”

    (via tea-andpizza)

     

  9. maliciousmelons:

    when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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    (Source: maliciousmelons, via tea-andpizza)

     
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  11. nohetero-superpotterlock:

    good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

    (Source: sebastianstoned, via ears-up-question-mark)

     
  12. pilotstwentyone:

    pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

    (via travellingbadger)

     
  13. thebabbagepatch:

    holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

    (Source: sizvideos, via the-laughing-ham)

     
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  15. Lost Meme

    ↳  nine characters [8/9] - Hurley Reyes